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2LENGTH
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A lot of people don't know this, but before Santa was Santa...he actually served hard time in the clink. Yep, that's right, Santa was an inmate, and he basically ran the joint. All of the other guys came to him if they were looking for goods from the outside. He had hardcore stock of picante beef ramen, Cuban cigars and plenty of snow.
Santa's time behind bars inspired us to create this candy cane turtleneck. Wonder why no one has ever caught him coming down the chimney? Well, snitches get stitches. Don't mess with Santa, or you'll get the shiv.
Product Details
Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO
Description
A lot of people don't know this, but before Santa was Santa...he actually served hard time in the clink. Yep, that's right, Santa was an inmate, and he basically ran the joint. All of the other guys came to him if they were looking for goods from the outside. He had hardcore stock of picante beef ramen, Cuban cigars and plenty of snow.
Santa's time behind bars inspired us to create this candy cane turtleneck. Wonder why no one has ever caught him coming down the chimney? Well, snitches get stitches. Don't mess with Santa, or you'll get the shiv.
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Product Details
Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
Chain encouraged, not included
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO
Read More
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