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The Smoking Dens | Red Velvet Long Sleeve Jumpsuit

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If Gatsby was so great, how come he never looked THIS good? 

Drench yourself in soft glory of this red velvet smoking jacket and give everyone yet another reason to want to touch you. Just don't say we didn't warn you; this blazer is potent. Here's how it will go down:

Step one, You make this purchase.

Step two, you swagger into a holiday party in this festive velvet magnet.

Step Three, you are happily married to an incredibly wealthy supermodel who moonlights as a poet laureate. You have three children who become professional athletes and world-class entrepreneurs. Anxiety no longer effects you. You spend your mornings walking through your garden sipping Costa Rican coffee and providing words of affirmation for your plants. You spend your evenings taking boat rides and sipping hundred-year-old scotch. World leaders consult you on the meaning of happiness. This is not a blazer, this is an investment in life.


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Product Details

  • Shinesty Black Label Special Edition Velvet Smoking Jacket
  • Full velvet exterior for guaranteed admission to the Playboy Mansion
  • 8-pocket design for everything from cigars to your hidden vices
  • Intricate and specially designed clasps
  • Contrasting velvet accents 
  • Steam, do not iron
  • Designed by Allie T., in Boulder CO
  • Brand: Shinesty Black Label
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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