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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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Reasons why you'll want to spread 'em for winter:
- Feel a cool breeze hit your undercarriage

- Show your flexibility to those that matter

- Let 'em see what you're working with

*This vintage design ski turtleneck can be (and should be) worn without any type of pants.

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Product Details

  • Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
  • 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
  • Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
  • Chain encouraged, not included
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO
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