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Description

How many times has this happened to you? You want to wear yellow underwear, but your partner wants you to wear green underwear. The resulting argument destroys your relationship and you spend the rest of your life sad and alone. Never again! We’ve come up with the perfect compromise by combining yellow and green to make these teal bikini undies that satisfy everyone involved.

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Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Anti-muffin top non-elastic waistband
  • No itch tagless design
  • Mid rise with medium coverage

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener
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