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[Warm, comforting country guitar plays]

Our new Texas Flag Swim Trunks were made for a rare breed of human. The name is Ten Gallon, but they're safe to wear in any sized body of water. With a hidden zippered pocket, it's a swim trunk that still needs to hide weed, because it’s not quite legal down in the Lone Star State. 

We ran these trunks on a loop through a frat house hot tub, and they came out clean. That’s the power of freedom bucko. The 4-way stretch will keep ya cow poking in comfort, no matter how many briskets you can squeeze in ya after the Rodeo. 

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Product Details

  • Semi-fitted, fits as expected
  • Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
  • Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring with metal aglets and grommets
  • Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
  • Inseam: it's a 5-incher boys
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry
  • Don't wear with boxers
  • Material: 90% polyester, 10% spandex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Taylor R. in Boulder, Co
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