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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The threat level midnight

The Mystery Ball Hammock With Fly

The mystery ball hammock with fly

The Mystery Thong | Surprise Seamless Thong

The mystery thong


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This is the only appropriate outfit for Thanksgiving day. You can't sit on the couch in your "good" khakis, can you? And you wouldn't want to blow out the buttons on your nicest button down shirt, right? It's better to be safe and comfy than sorry. Opt into this football onesie this Thanksgiving, and don't blame us if you are ruthlessly berated by your traditional grandmother. 

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Product Details

  • 80% cotton 20% polyester
  • Loose fit for extra comfort...or an extra person *wink wink*
  • Unisex
  • Brand: Shinesty
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