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The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Wrap Dress

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The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas Suit

The dapper doily


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This Christmas quilt dress is extremely ironic. The pattern resembles a sweet and innocent doily that your grandmother has on her dining room table, but the utility is far from wholesome. Let me paint a picture for you. You're single, home for the holidays, and something about sneaking around your childhood room with your high school fling is quite arousing. One thing leads to another and you've got a neck full of hickies. Good thing you thought about this in advance and chose a Christmas quilt print turtleneck dress. You won't have to awkwardly wear a decorative scarf at the family dinner table, we've got you and those love marks covered. 


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  • 94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
  • Full length sleeves
  • Pockets!
  • Classic turtleneck 
  • Above the knee skirt
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
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