The Democrat

Donkey Print Democrat Suit

If you're one of those family members keeping your voting preference quiet at the dinner table, then this Democrat blazer is not for you. But if you're all for the Affordable Care Act, gay marriage, and RBG sticking around SCOTUS forever and ever, then this Democratic Party Donkey-Print Blazer is your megaphone.

Passer-bys will scream like Howard Dean with excitement. Say "HILL YES" to all of the date invitations you'll receive when babes admire your hotter-than-Obama bod. Feel the Bern of the whiskey shots strangers will buy you when they spot you at the bar. Have more lovers than JFK and get more beejays than Clinton (Bill). Basically, you'll lay more pipe than FDR's Public Works Administration.