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Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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Description
This iconic leg lamp Christmas suit is the secret decoder ring of Christmas suits. It unlocks the mystery behind winning every double dog dare, no matter how extreme. Somebody double dog dares you to wear a blindfold and stand under the mistletoe? You put this green leg lamp jacket on, and no problem. Shopping for your girlfriend's mom? Sure thing, let me get my leg lamp blazer. Sunrise penguin plunge? No, fuck that. We all have limits, but wearing awesome Christmas outfits is not one of them. Pair with the matching suit pants and a partner outfit, and be careful not to shoot your eye out
Product Details
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
Pant & tie sold separate
Description
This iconic leg lamp Christmas suit is the secret decoder ring of Christmas suits. It unlocks the mystery behind winning every double dog dare, no matter how extreme. Somebody double dog dares you to wear a blindfold and stand under the mistletoe? You put this green leg lamp jacket on, and no problem. Shopping for your girlfriend's mom? Sure thing, let me get my leg lamp blazer. Sunrise penguin plunge? No, fuck that. We all have limits, but wearing awesome Christmas outfits is not one of them. Pair with the matching suit pants and a partner outfit, and be careful not to shoot your eye out
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Product Details
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous