Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1BUST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
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Description
As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it's not hard to be a homewrecker.
Product Details
94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted with a wide leg
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Description
As you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in these Xmas pattern pants, it's not hard to be a homewrecker.
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Product Details
94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
High-waisted with a wide leg
Invisible zipper closure
Pockets!
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Read More
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