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Solid Red Christmas Suit Pants for Men

Solid red christmas suit pants for men

Red Suit Pants - Shinesty

Red suit pants - shinesty

The nutcracker seamless thong

The nutcracker seamless thong


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You know the rules. During Christmas time, if you're standing underneath the mistletoe, you should give a little smoochy smooch to the person you're standing with. Instead of selling you actual mistletoe, we decided to cover this holiday turtleneck with it. Be the best wingman at your Christmas party. Simply interrupt an obviously thirsty conversation between two potential lovers, stick your mistletoe covered arms up above their heads, and watch the magic happen. Make dreams come true in this mistletoe turtleneck. 

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Product Details

  • Soft and stretchy Shinesty turtleneck
  • 92% Polyester, 8% Spandex
  • Standard fold-over turtleneck collar
  • Chain encouraged, not included
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Marley in Boulder, CO
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