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The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Plaid Christmas Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

The kiss me there

festive red suit for men

Festive red suit for men

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The threat level midnight


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It doesn't take a Rockefeller to know you look like a billion bucks in this red tartan pattern bow tie. Made with the 'caviar' of threads in the 'uncut Columbian' of holiday patterns. If you didn't grab the matching jacket and pants to go with it, you'd be an idiot, or worse, a poorly dressed person. Look, we can't tell you what to do with your money. All we can do is dangle something awesome in front of you and call you an idiot. The rest is up to you.


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  • Pre-tied bow tie, adjustable neck strap
  • 100% Polyester
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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