The Shock and Awesome Kimono
Frank has a 5 bedroom house, a white picket fence, and two golden retrievers. His favorite bingo number is F-35. He rides a Grizzly Bear to work and of course his boss checks in to make sure he’s cracking open a complimentary Bud Light on the hour, every hour.
Suddenly, Frank wakes up to the sound of his neighbor blasting Salt-N-Pepa at 7AM and it was all a dream. Frank is back in his 300 square foot apartment. He crawls out of bed and shuffles his feet to the closet, then Frank slides on his Shock and Awesome Kimono made of soft polyester satin. In the pocket, he finds a $20 bill and that cute girls’ number from the BBQ last weekend.
Now Frank is right back to living the American Dream.