The Shock and Awesome

Ladies Unisex Kimono

Story time. 

Stacy has a 5 bedroom house, a white picket fence, and two golden retrievers. Her favorite bingo number is F-35. She rides a Grizzly Bear to work and of course her boss checks in to make sure she's cracking open a complimentary Bud Light on the hour, every hour.

Suddenly, Stacy wakes up to the sound of her neighbor blasting Salt-N-Pepa at 7AM and it was all a dream. Stacy is back in her 300 Square Foot apartment. She crawls out of bed and shuffles her feet to the closet, then Stacy slides on The Shock and Awesome Ladies Unisex Kimono made of soft polyester satin. In the pocket, she finds a $20 bill and that cute boys number from the BBQ last weekend.

Now Stacy is right back to living the American Dream.