The Summer Jungle Cat

Leopard Print Short Suit By Opposuits

Jungle cats. They're not your run-of-the-mill housecat, and this ain't no run-of-the-mill leopard print suit. Jungle cats are bitching and have an innate sense to kill. There is a reason why Lion King was made about jungle cats. They're athletic as hell. Coach used to always yell at me for not stretching before practice or games. So one day I said, "Piss off, coach. Do you ever see a cheetah stretch before it catches its prey?"

He never questioned me again. 

This cheetah print suit is great as a Halloween suit, Vegas bachelor party suit, strip club suit, Snookie impersonator suit, business meeting suit, or just hangin' around the house suit.