The Chrithmath Tigers
Tiger Short Suit
We made this tiger Christmas suit because zoologist recently discovered that felines love Christmas. Apparently, tigers are so soothed by the combination of red and green, they experience a natural euphoria known as "Tiger Delight". In this state, their sexual attraction is heightened and desire to mate at an all-time high. That's why we created this Christmas tiger short suit, because there's nothing more sexually attractive than a burly man in a short suit. The name just came along when someone mentioned Mike Tyson and our CMO couldn't stop laughing.