Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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Description
Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.
Product Details
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
Pant & tie sold separate
Description
Eating that Thanksgiving turkey is a lot like doing the sex. It's always juicy, makes you sleepy, and the breasts are your favorite part. Leave your pilgrim costume at home this year and show up for dinner in this turkey patterned holiday blazer instead. You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap, only to discover that it is now half exercise room and half Rubbermaid containers of Christmas decorations. Pair it with the matching pants and you've got yourself a suit.
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Product Details
brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous