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Patriot themed hard hat
Hard hat for construction red, white, and blue
Patriot themed hard hat
Hard hat for construction red, white, and blue

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I'm not gonna say it. I'm. Not. Gonna. Say. It...Which head has a hard-on? Damnit. I was close. The Hard-On hard hat for heads is our most protective product. Built to defend your dome from debris we believe firmly that everyone should own one, especially those prone to terrible decisions. Don't be a hard head, get The Hard-On.

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  • It's a real honest to God construction-grade hard hat! 
  • .030-inch thick vacuum-formed glossy cover
  • Features the One Touch Adjustable Suspension
  • Adjustable nape strap suspension holds hat securely in place
  • Fits most adults head sizes 6.8 to a size 8
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