The Master Blaster
Video Game Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
The only way to protect yourself from an alien invasion is to wear this pair of long leg Ball Hammock underwear covered in intergalactic warriors. If you get abducted by little green men from space, don't say we didn't warn you.