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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The threat level midnight

The Mystery Ball Hammock With Fly

The mystery ball hammock with fly


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With a classic contrasting green and white fair isle stripe design, the Polar Bear Bandito Men's ugly Christmas suit gives leaves the user looking (and feeling) like a drunken piece of wrapping paper. Which is basically a metaphor for what the holidays are all about. With it showcasing the classic animals of the holidays, this men's Christmas suit will make you as elegant as a penguin and as mysterious as a polar bear. Hell, you can even get a matching dress or blazer for your lady and gain mad brownie points for being on top of the holiday matching outfit game this year. 

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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