La Flama Blanca
White Dress Blazer And Tie By Opposuits
The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca.
This white jacket makes you play real sports like baseball because you're not trying to be the best at exercising.
Now GFTO, "I'm going to SHABOOMS!"
The end. Cut to black. The audience goes 'effin apeshit.