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It's all fun and games until junior straight up challenges your alpha status. Until then, give the kid's lap hog its due with Ball Hammocks for boys. That way he can look just like Dad and you guys can stop writing into us saying your kid is crying because he wants underwear just like dad.

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  • 3x softer than cotton (almost as soft as your kid's ass)
  • Ball Hammock... looks just like his pappy's underwear
  • Naturally moisture-wicking and breathable 
  • No-itch, flatlock stitching
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Marley C.M in Boulder, CO
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