Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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Description
We didn't just whip up the Christmas tree camouflage suit so you could win best dressed at the 7th annual Cubicle Christmas Celebration. We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins, crazy alcoholic uncles, and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends. Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away. That's where the camo comes in. Slip this baby on, stand near a Christmas tree and treat yourself to so much needed peace and quiet. You deserve it.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like agawddamn GQ model.
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
Pant & tie sold separate
Description
We didn't just whip up the Christmas tree camouflage suit so you could win best dressed at the 7th annual Cubicle Christmas Celebration. We designed this ugly Christmas sweater suit because the holidays are filled with extremely awkward moments: Overbearing cousins, crazy alcoholic uncles, and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends. Sometimes a man of such power just needs to get away. That's where the camo comes in. Slip this baby on, stand near a Christmas tree and treat yourself to so much needed peace and quiet. You deserve it.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like agawddamn GQ model.
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous